18Dec

All It Needs Is Iambic Pentameter

My kid is a literary genius. I’m convinced. He wrote a poem, unprompted, for his co-op writing assignment last week.

Hark, how Sam personified the hamburger and captured the digestive tract in poetic motion:

IMG_7848Allow me to translate his genius for you:

(Remember, he’s writing like he’s a hamburger being eaten.)

As I went down the tunnel of doom

Through the month of June,

I went down stomach

I thought I was in public.

I was chomped and lomped as I went down to the ground.

Then I was squooshed and mooshed to my surprise.

I went through somethin’

It was disgustin’.

Oh, Shakespeare?

Eat your heart out, dude.

And then digest it.

To the ground…

 

 

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Comments

  1. AMAZING.

  2. Speak!

  3. That should be cross stitched and framed. Or not. But keep that piece of paper, proud Mama!

  4. Mealnie W. says:

    “It was disgustin'”… oh how I laughed at that line! Literary genius. :-)

  5. That is fantastic. I am a huge fan of digestive poetry.

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